08 March, 2013

Radio 4 Extra Listings for 09/03/2013 - 15/03/2013

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SAT SATURDAY 09 MARCH 2013 SAT SAT 00:00 Terry Pratchett - Guards! Guards! b008pc0b (Listen) SAT Episode 5 SAT The dragon strikes. Captain Vimes gets his man, but can he SAT hang onto him? Comic fantasy with Martin Jarvis and John SAT Wood. SAT SAT 00:30 HP Lovecraft - At the Mountains of Madness b00vnf09 (Listen) SAT Episode 5 SAT Battling in the Antarctic, can Dyer and Danforth escape with SAT their lives? Richard Coyle concludes HP Lovecraft's tale of SAT terror. SAT SAT 01:00 Miss Marple - Nemesis b010330g (Listen) SAT Episode 5 SAT Amateur sleuth Jane Marple's friends come to her aid as she SAT battles to solve the murder mystery. Stars June Whitfield. SAT SAT 01:30 Christopher Coake - You Came Back b01r2wd7 (Listen) SAT Episode 5 SAT With Mark's commitment to Allie called into question, how SAT can he earn a future and lay to rest the past? Read by John SAT Chancer. SAT SAT 02:00 Tony's b007k2tv (Listen) SAT Is This True Love? SAT Still single at 41, the barber's mother - and fate - seem SAT determined to take a hand. Stars Victor Spinetti. From SAT November 1979. SAT SAT 02:30 The Brothers b00ny721 (Listen) SAT Series 2, Episode 3 SAT The arrival of Nigel and Michael's father sparks more havoc. SAT Stars Raymond Coulthard and Adam Godley. From October 2005. SAT SAT 03:00 Wilkie Collins - No Name b007jrw2 (Listen) SAT August 1847 SAT Will Magdalen marry her loathed cousin Noel and regain her SAT inheritance? When Mme Lecount attempts to outwit her, she SAT comes across something she hadn't counted on. SAT SAT 04:00 Dorothy Whipple - The Closed Door b016z738 (Listen) SAT Summer Holiday SAT A child's innocent remark has devastating consequences for a SAT nursemaid. Patience Tomlinson reads Dorothy Whipple's story. SAT SAT 04:15 Martyn Wade - A Home of Their Own b00b4038 (Listen) SAT As Kenneth and Clare move to a smaller house, they get some SAT unexpected visitors. Comedy drama with David Troughton and SAT Barbara Flynn. SAT SAT 05:00 Little Blighty on the Down b007jxwl (Listen) SAT Series 2, Episode 5 SAT Parish Council leader Mrs Roberts finds it hard to relax on SAT her holiday. Political satire with Jo Kendall. From August SAT 1989. SAT Credits SAT Actor: Barry Evans SAT Actor: George Layton SAT Actor: Geoffrey Davies SAT SAT 05:30 Elephants to Catch Eels b00vsx4v (Listen) SAT Series 2, Mother SAT A surprise for 18th-century smuggler Tamsyn, and confusion SAT aboard a boat to France. Stars Sheridan Smith. From April SAT 2004. SAT SAT 06:00 Miguel de Cervantes - Don Quixote b007k0d1 (Listen) SAT Episode 1 SAT The 1605 classic adventure of an intrepid Spanish knight and SAT his humble squire. Stars Bob Grant and Bernard Cribbins. SAT SAT 07:30 Barbed Wire Ballads b0076rrr (Listen) SAT 4 Extra Debut. Miles Kington visits Berlin to hear songs and SAT stories from a lost Europe, a secret archive recorded in SAT German Prisoner of War camps during the First World War. SAT SAT 08:00 Garrison Keillor's Radio Show b00z6dsj (Listen) SAT Series 6, Episode 16 SAT From Seattle, the American funny man welcomes Nellie McKay SAT to celebrate Doris Day's birthday and Brandi Carlile. From SAT 2010. SAT SAT 09:00 I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again, Again b01r5495 (Listen) SAT Fifty years after the revue that spawned ISIRTA, Bill Oddie SAT introduces three hours of history and hysteria. Including SAT the 25th Anniversary show. With comments from Humphrey SAT Barclay. SAT SAT 12:00 The Cazalets b01r5497 (Listen) SAT The Cazalets - Marking Time Omnibus, Episode 3 SAT Made for 4 Extra. 1940 - Louise goes to her first dance in SAT wartime London and meets the famous painter Michael SAT Hadleigh. Stars Penelope Wilton. SAT SAT 13:15 John Mortimer - The Antisocial Behaviour of Horace SAT Rumpole b01r54c7 (Listen) SAT Going for Silk SAT Having narrowly avoided an ASBO himself, Rumpole is hoping SAT to become a QC at last. John Mortimer's drama stars Timothy SAT West. SAT SAT 14:00 Much Binding in the Marsh b007jx21 (Listen) SAT From 1/2/1949 SAT A proposed Bindebourne Festival needs some famous guests. SAT Stars Kenneth Horne and Richard Murdoch. From February 1949. SAT SAT 14:30 It Sticks Out Half A Mile b007jps8 (Listen) SAT The Friends of Frambourne Pier SAT Pike and Hodges try enlisting volunteers to restore the SAT pier. Dad's Army spin-off starring Ian Lavender and Bill SAT Pertwee. From December 1983. SAT SAT 15:00 Garrison Keillor's Radio Show b00z6dsj (Listen) SAT [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 today] SAT SAT 16:00 Miguel de Cervantes - Don Quixote b007k0d1 (Listen) SAT [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 today] SAT SAT 17:30 Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section b01r0c5r (Listen) SAT Series 2, Episode 2 SAT New series of the comedy show hosted by Alex Horne and his SAT five piece band and specially written, original music. SAT Guests across this series include Phill Jupitus, Charlie SAT Baker, Nick Mohammed, Doc Brown, Matt Lucas and Danny Baker. SAT This second episode explores the theme of 'the body' SAT including songs on shampoo, beards and catarrh. Guest SAT starring Phill Jupitus who sings with the band and reads a SAT poem, plus a rap from Lady Lykez. SAT Host .... Alex Horne SAT Trumpet/banjo .... Joe Auckland SAT Saxophone/clarinet ....Mark Brown SAT Double Bass/Bass .... Will Collier SAT Drums and Percussion .... Ben Reynolds SAT Piano/keyboard .... Ed Sheldrake SAT Guest performers .... Phill Jupitus and Lady Lykez SAT Producer .... Julia McKenzie. SAT SAT 18:00 The Man in Black b00yw4bc (Listen) SAT Series 3, Lights Out SAT Mark Gatiss introduces Christopher Golden and Amber Benson's SAT chilling tale of terror in a women's prison. Stars Jasmine SAT Hyde. SAT SAT 18:30 Sheridan Le Fanu - Schalken the Painter b007sw35 (Listen) SAT Episode 2 SAT The ghoulish Vanderhausen seals his deal with Rose's uncle SAT and takes her away. 17th century mystery concluded by Ian SAT McDiarmid. SAT SAT 19:00 I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again, Again b01r5495 (Listen) SAT [Repeat of broadcast at 09:00 today] SAT SAT 22:00 Brian Friel Season b01r54m8 (Listen) SAT Faith Healer SAT 4 Extra Debut. The Irish author's pivotal work built on SAT monologues by three complex characters. Stars Owen Roe, Lia SAT Williams and Phil Daniels. SAT SAT SUN SUNDAY 10 MARCH 2013 SUN SUN 00:00 The Man in Black b00yw4bc (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 18:00 on Saturday] SUN SUN 00:30 Sheridan Le Fanu - Schalken the Painter b007sw35 (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 18:30 on Saturday] SUN SUN 01:00 Garrison Keillor's Radio Show b00z6dsj (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 on Saturday] SUN SUN 02:00 The Cazalets b01r5497 (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 12:00 on Saturday] SUN SUN 03:15 John Mortimer - The Antisocial Behaviour of Horace SUN Rumpole b01r54c7 (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 13:15 on Saturday] SUN SUN 04:00 Miguel de Cervantes - Don Quixote b007k0d1 (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 on Saturday] SUN SUN 05:30 Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section b01r0c5r (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 17:30 on Saturday] SUN SUN 06:00 Charlotte Bronte - The Professor Omnibus b00m9jbj (Listen) SUN Episode 2 SUN Now teaching in Belgium, William angers the headmistress SUN when he falls for a young woman he is tutoring. Stars Paul SUN Venables. SUN SUN 07:15 Brian Friel Season b01r55mw (Listen) SUN Self Portrait SUN The playwright gives a rare insight into his personal past, SUN musing on the facts and fictions of his life. From 1971. SUN SUN 07:30 Another Case of Milton Jones b00fgq3d (Listen) SUN Series 3, Episode 1 SUN Milton Jones bestrides the globe as an expert in his field, SUN with no ability whatsoever. SUN Milton is a world-famous photographer who travels from the SUN catwalks of Milan to the jungles of Bolivia to find the SUN perfect picture of a calendar. SUN With Tom Goodman-Hill, Ingrid Oliver, Ben Willbond. SUN SUN 08:00 Doctor At Large b009s9n7 (Listen) SUN Mozambique SUN A trip ashore for ship's medic Simon Sparrow leads to some SUN local linguistic mishaps. Stars Richard Briers. From July SUN 1969. SUN SUN 08:30 The Men from the Ministry b00z66dq (Listen) SUN A Sticky Business SUN The bumbling bureaucrats hit the buffers over a London tube SUN station. Stars Deryck Guyler and Richard Murdoch. From April SUN 1969. SUN SUN 09:00 Rosemary Sutcliff - The Eagle of the Ninth b00sjm9c (Listen) SUN Episode 4 SUN Marcus and Esca have retrieved the legion's Eagle, denying SUN their enemies a symbol of defiance. Rosemary Sutcliffe's SUN adventure concludes. Stars Tom Smith and Tony Kearney. SUN SUN 09:30 Alf Proysen - Mrs Pepperpot b00pd7cw (Listen) SUN Episode 4 SUN The incredible shrinking woman brings home a troublesome SUN bionic baby. Based on the popular books. Stars Alison SUN Steadman. SUN SUN 10:00 Desert Island Discs Revisited b01r55mk (Listen) SUN Dancers, Dame Ninette de Valois SUN 4 Extra Debut. From Walton to Bliss, Royal Ballet founder SUN Dame Ninette de Valois' second castaway choices. With Sue SUN Lawley. From February 1991. SUN SUN 10:45 Brian Friel Season b01r55mm (Listen) SUN The Green Years SUN A talk by the short story author and playwright Brian Friel, SUN exploring his childhood in the Northern Irish city of SUN Londonderry. SUN SUN 11:00 Michael Bentine - The Reluctant Jester b01r55mp (Listen) SUN Michael Bentine - The Reluctant Jester Strikes Back, Episode SUN 4 SUN Michael Bentine remembers RAF adventures, messing about on SUN boats and how Ed Sullivan saved him from the FBI. From SUN November 1994. SUN SUN 11:30 Brian Friel Season b01r55mr (Listen) SUN Staging Ireland SUN Robbie Meredith presents the story of Field Day, SUN Londonderry's radical theatre company launched in 1980, SUN during the Troubles. SUN SUN 12:00 Charlotte Bronte - The Professor Omnibus b00m9jbj (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 today] SUN SUN 13:15 Brian Friel Season b01r55mw (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 07:15 today] SUN SUN 13:30 Brian Friel Season b01r55mt (Listen) SUN Translations SUN Donegal, 1833 - Army mapmakers plan to change the Irish SUN place names to English ones. Stars Dermot Crowley and Samuel SUN Barnett. SUN SUN 15:00 Doctor At Large b009s9n7 (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 today] SUN SUN 15:30 The Men from the Ministry b00z66dq (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 08:30 today] SUN SUN 16:00 Mel's Mix: The Best of The 4 O'Clock Show b01r55my (Listen) SUN Mel introduces her pick of the previous week's 4 O'Clock SUN Show, including the loudest cat in the world, the story of SUN Braille, and a New York taxi operator who has a second job. SUN SUN 16:30 Rosemary Sutcliff - The Eagle of the Ninth b00sjm9c (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 09:00 today] SUN SUN 17:00 Alf Proysen - Mrs Pepperpot b00pd7cw (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 09:30 today] SUN SUN 17:30 How Tickled Am I? b007lmc0 (Listen) SUN Series 2, Robb Wilton SUN Mark Radcliffe profiles the variety star best remembered as SUN Nether Backwash magistrate Mr Muddlecombe JP. Features Ken SUN Dodd. SUN SUN 18:00 Francis Turnly - Lullaby b00d7jh3 (Listen) SUN Kate and Patrick face terror from the sinister past of their SUN newly renovated house. Francis Turnly's thriller with Tara SUN Flynn. SUN SUN 18:30 A Short History of Gothic b00pkvkc (Listen) SUN Those Who Seek Forgiveness SUN Laurell K Hamilton's legendary Anita Blake helps a woman SUN revive her recently deceased husband. But what is the SUN motivation? Read by Melanie Bond. SUN SUN 19:00 Michael Bentine - The Reluctant Jester b01r55mp (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 11:00 today] SUN SUN 19:30 Double Trouble b007jpp8 (Listen) SUN Episode 4 SUN Stuart Maconie explores 'the most original and inspirational SUN comedy double act of the 60s and 70s' - Peter Cook and SUN Dudley Moore. SUN SUN 20:00 Doctor At Large b009s9n7 (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 today] SUN SUN 20:30 The Men from the Ministry b00z66dq (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 08:30 today] SUN SUN 21:00 Desert Island Discs Revisited b01r55mk (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 10:00 today] SUN SUN 21:45 Brian Friel Season b01r55mm (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 10:45 today] SUN SUN 22:00 Another Case of Milton Jones b00fgq3d (Listen) SUN [Repeat of broadcast at 07:30 today] SUN SUN 22:30 The Sofa of Time b00j0hqt (Listen) SUN Here Comes Bod SUN Can Milford and Parker overcome Raamen Bod and find the Sofa SUN of Time? Stars Mark Heap and Nick Frost. From November 2002. SUN SUN 23:00 Newsjack b01r2vl0 (Listen) SUN Series 8, Episode 4 SUN BBC Radio 4 Extra's topical sketch show which anyone can SUN write for. With Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Justin Edwards, SUN Pippa Evans and Lewis Macleod. SUN SUN 23:30 The Harpoon b00cq60w (Listen) SUN Series 3, Episode 4 SUN A star-spangled American issue of the nostalgic spoof of SUN boys' adventure story papers. With Alistair McGowan. From SUN March 1994. SUN SUN MON MONDAY 11 MARCH 2013 MON MON 00:00 Francis Turnly - Lullaby b00d7jh3 (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 18:00 on Sunday] MON MON 00:30 A Short History of Gothic b00pkvkc (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 18:30 on Sunday] MON MON 01:00 Desert Island Discs Revisited b01r55mk (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 10:00 on Sunday] MON MON 01:45 Brian Friel Season b01r55mm (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 10:45 on Sunday] MON MON 02:00 Michael Bentine - The Reluctant Jester b01r55mp (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 11:00 on Sunday] MON MON 02:30 Double Trouble b007jpp8 (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 19:30 on Sunday] MON MON 03:00 Doctor At Large b009s9n7 (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 on Sunday] MON MON 03:30 Brian Friel Season b01r55mt (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 13:30 on Sunday] MON MON 05:00 Rosemary Sutcliff - The Eagle of the Ninth b00sjm9c (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 09:00 on Sunday] MON MON 05:30 Alf Proysen - Mrs Pepperpot b00pd7cw (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 09:30 on Sunday] MON MON 06:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007k2mr (Listen) MON Troubled Times MON The Abbey's ill benefactor needs Brother Cadfael's ointment MON - deadly if ingested. Ellis Peters' mystery stars Philip MON Madoc. MON MON 06:30 R Austin Freeman - Thorndyke, Casebook of a Forensic MON Investigator b01r73qn (Listen) MON Series 2, The Stolen Ingots MON Made for 4 Extra. Can the detective prove that a simple MON robbery has a far more ingenious method than first appears? MON Read by William Gaminara. MON MON 07:00 Edge Falls b00d74cz (Listen) MON Series 2, Episode 1 MON Sitcom by Paul Barnhill and Neil Warhurst, set in a retail MON park. MON It is Pink Thursday. MON Mick ...... Mark Benton MON Sonya ...... Frances Barber MON Rez ...... Emil Marwa MON Valerie ...... Sarah Hadland MON Darryl ...... Paul Barnhill MON Rebecca ...... Liz Sutherland MON Miranda ...... Lindsay Allen MON Graham ...... Neil Warhurst MON Milosh ...... Stephen Critchlow MON Directed by Sally Avens. MON MON 07:30 Just a Minute b01r0dzt (Listen) MON Series 65, Episode 4 MON Paul Merton, Sheila Hancock, Josie Lawrence, Marcus MON Brigstocke attempt to talk for 60 seconds with no MON hesitation, repetition & deviation under the watchful eye of MON Nicholas Parsons. MON Produced by Tilusha Ghelani. MON MON 08:00 Round The Horne b00j05x7 (Listen) MON Series 1, Episode 13 MON Master spy Kenneth Horne gets an Eiffel, while Julian and MON Sandy offer some Bona Pets. With Kenneth Williams and Hugh MON Paddick. From May 1965. MON MON 08:30 The Al Read Show b00ctjz6 (Listen) MON From 14/10/1995 MON Arriving home late, Al's wife thwarts his efforts to relax. MON A compilation of the northern comic's 1950s monologues. MON MON 09:00 Alison and Maud b007k244 (Listen) MON Series 1, Lame Ducks MON How can landlady Alison avoid a courtship display without MON hastily inventing a hubby? Stars Denise Coffey and Miriam MON Margolyes. From December 2002. MON MON 09:30 Legal, Decent, Honest and Truthful b007jsb8 (Listen) MON Series 3, Episode 5 MON Ken and Sandy both suffer marital problems, but at least MON they've won Pink Len's ad account. Stars Martin Jarvis. From MON November 1986. MON MON 10:00 Wilkie Collins - No Name b007jryr (Listen) MON December 1847 MON Magdalen attempts to find the evidence that will enable her MON to acquire her inheritance. Stars Sophie Thompson. MON MON 11:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r746w (Listen) MON The Skelper MON Made for 4 Extra. An outsider in Beannagreaghan instigates a MON poaching contest to ingratiate himself with town locals. MON Read by Adrian Dunbar. MON MON 11:15 Loose Ends b01r4zmw (Listen) MON Nick Rhodes, Douglas Henshall, Debbie Wiseman, Paul Morley, MON Danny Wallace, Bridie Jackson and the Arbour, Hot 8 Brass MON Band MON Clive's chats to 'Primeval' star Douglas Henshall, who's MON taken a break from battling the apocalypse to become a MON detective in BBC One's new murder-mystery 'Shetland'. MON Douglas plays native Shetlander Jimmy Perez, who finds MON himself leading a murder investigation, uncovering secrets MON and lies from the past. 'Shetland' starts on Sunday 10th MON March at 21.00. MON Clive tickles the ivories with award winning film and TV MON composer Debbie Wiseman whose theme tune credits include MON 'Tom & Viv' and 'Jackanory'. She's one of the UK's most MON successful female music ambassadors, after composing from MON the age of eight. Debbie is doing a rare solo piano MON appearance at St Georges, Bristol on Thursday 14th March. MON Danny Wallace goes underground with critic and music MON journalist Paul Morley, who's rock n roll career has seen MON him also work as a band manager and promoter. Paul's now MON penned 'Earthbound', one in a series of Penguin Lines; a MON collection of works to celebrate the 150th anniversary of MON the London Underground. Each tell their tale of the city, MON inspired by a different tube line. Mind the gap! MON Clive talks to one of Duran Duran's Wild Boys, keyboardist MON Nick Rhodes about being one of "the prettiest boys in rock" MON and collaborating with the band's former guitarist as TV MON Mania. They release their concept album 'Bored With Prozac MON and The Internet?' Nick supports the launch of the project MON with an exhibition of his photography. BEI INCUBI (Beautiful MON Nightmares) is at The Vinyl Factory, London until Friday 5th MON April. MON With Latin and hip-hop infused music from New Orleans brass MON funksters Hot 8 Brass Band who perform 'Ghost Town' from MON their album 'The Life & Times Of....'. MON And from four lovely ladies from Newcastle, Bridie Jackson & MON The Arbour who play 'Scarecrow'. MON Producer Cathie Mahoney. MON MON 12:00 Round The Horne b00j05x7 (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 today] MON MON 12:30 The Al Read Show b00ctjz6 (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 08:30 today] MON MON 13:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007k2mr (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 today] MON MON 13:30 R Austin Freeman - Thorndyke, Casebook of a Forensic MON Investigator b01r73qn (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 today] MON MON 14:00 Elizabeth Gaskell - Mary Barton b007jqdv (Listen) MON Episode 1 MON A cotton weaver's daughter is wooed and her Aunt goes MON missing. Frank portrayal of 1840s Manchester life with Emma MON Rydal. MON MON 14:15 The Generation Gap b00qszyx (Listen) MON Series 1: Respect, Post Workers MON Series of programmes in which two people from different MON generations discuss a topic that reveals the changing nature MON of Britain. MON The theme of the first five programmes is Respect. MON Alistair Redman is a sub-postmaster on the Scottish Isle of MON Islay and Elizabeth Stuart drives the post bus around the MON island. They discuss the changing nature of the post MON business and how change has to respect the society it MON operates in. MON A Juniper production for BBC Radio 4. MON MON 14:30 Truman Capote - Breakfast at Tiffany's b00890l3 (Listen) MON Episode 1 MON The vivid tale of New York writer Paul Varjak and MON captivating 1940s girl-about-town Holly Golightly. Read by MON Henry Goodman. MON MON 14:45 Ian Kelly - Casanova b00qsc98 (Listen) MON Episode 1 MON Born to a family of actors in Venice, sickly Giacomo is MON expected to die. Benedict Cumberbatch reads the libertine's MON biography. MON MON 15:00 Wilkie Collins - No Name b007jryr (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 10:00 today] MON MON 16:00 The 4 O'Clock Show b01r797n (Listen) MON Mel Giedroyc listens to Terry Pratchett's The Amazing MON Maurice and His Educated Rodents, read by Omid Djalili. Plus MON a special preview of the 2013 BBC News School Report. MON MON 17:00 Coming Alive b00hlmm2 (Listen) MON Series 3, A Many Splendoured Thing MON Ex-con Terry has reached a crossroads. Will he get to stay MON with Sandra or will he have to let go? Stars Karl Howman. MON MON 17:30 Edge Falls b00d74cz (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 07:00 today] MON MON 18:00 Terry Pratchett - Guards! Guards! b008p506 (Listen) MON Episode 6 MON All Captain Vimes needs to save the city is a million-to-one MON chance. Comic fantasy conclusion with Martin Jarvis and John MON Wood. MON MON 18:30 A Night With a Vampire b00w1y0k (Listen) MON Dead Persons in Hungary, by AA Calmet MON Antoine Augustin Calmet published an apparently serious MON anthropological history of the Vampire throughout Europe in MON the early 19 century called "The Phantom World." All the MON people he spoke to were adamant about what they had MON witnessed. His account therefore appears all the more MON disturbing and became the basis for the flights of Vampiric MON fancy that took off in the Victorian age. MON Written by Antoine Augustin Calmet MON Reader: David Tennant MON Producer: Clive Brill MON A Pacificus production for BBC Radio 4. MON MON 18:45 Dermot Bolger - Haunting Women b016pyp1 (Listen) MON The Linen Mill MON When 82-year old Ellie revisits her old workplace, she is in MON turn visited by the past. Can she be forgiven? Stars Doreen MON Keogh. MON MON 19:00 Round The Horne b00j05x7 (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 today] MON MON 19:30 The Al Read Show b00ctjz6 (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 08:30 today] MON MON 20:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007k2mr (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 today] MON MON 20:30 R Austin Freeman - Thorndyke, Casebook of a Forensic MON Investigator b01r73qn (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 today] MON MON 21:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r746w (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 11:00 today] MON MON 21:15 Loose Ends b01r4zmw (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 11:15 today] MON MON 22:00 Just a Minute b01r0dzt (Listen) MON [Repeat of broadcast at 07:30 today] MON MON 22:30 Hard to Tell b016ldt6 (Listen) MON Episode 4 MON Hard To Tell is a four part relationship comedy which sees MON Jonny Sweet (Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Newcomer 2009) MON make his debut in radio comedy writing. MON In Hard To Tell, Jonny Sweet conjures up characters MON depicting every relationship from father and daughter to the MON mirror in the bathroom and the feller hiding at a party; MON from the stalker and the stalked to dog owners and their MON dogs, and from lifelong friends to long term partners and MON their dearly departed - weaving them into a four part, half MON hour romantic comedy. MON Tom's loyalty is tested to the full when he's forced to MON choose between supporting Ellen as a bridesmaid or indulging MON in an uninterrupted TV marathon of Jonathan Creek, season 2. MON Cast: MON Luke ..... Tom Basden MON Paul ..... Simon Greenall MON Ashley ..... Alex MacQueen MON Lesley ...... Vicki Pepperdine MON Ellen ...... Charlotte Ritchie MON Hermione ...... Sarah Solemani MON Tom ...... Jonny Sweet MON Maeve ...... Katy Wix MON Producer: Lucy Armitage MON A Tiger Aspect production for BBC Radio 4. MON MON 23:00 The Now Show b01r14tx (Listen) MON Series 39, Episode 4 MON Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis are joined by Jon Holmes, Laura MON Shavin, Matt Forde and Jonny & The Baptists to present a MON comic look at the week's news. Produced by Katie Tyrrell. MON MON 23:30 The Museum of Curiosity b015yt4k (Listen) MON Series 4, Ince, Highfield, Edwards MON Hosted by the Professor of Ignorance from the University of MON Buckingham John Lloyd C.B.E. and the intensely curious MON comedian Dave Gorman. MON This week's guests: MON Coming from a long line of vicars, Robin Ince is the UK's MON most rational comedian, and he tests his reason to the limit MON once every year by performing at least four shows a day at MON the Edinburgh fringe. His infamous Bad Book Club, which in MON which he invites his fellow comedians to celebrate awful MON literature, has become an institution, and his massive MON Christmas show Nine Lessons and Carols For Godless People is MON now a huge event, feating the likes of Jarvis Cocker, Dara O MON Briain and Richard Dawkins. MON Roger Highfield is a scientist, science author and the MON editor of New Scientist, but if you met him, you wouldn't MON immediately guess that science is his thing. He's jolly and MON worldly and has the hearty laugh of a comic supervillain. He MON first made his name as a scientist be being the first person MON ever to bounce a neutron off a soap bubble. Roger has MON written and co-written 9 best-selling science books, MON including a book on the hows and whys of Dolly the sheep, an MON explanation of the science of Harry Potter and a biography MON of Einstein. MON Gareth Edwards is a filmmaker whose success and methods of MON achieving it have sent ripples of fear through the studios MON of Hollywood. His movie Monsters is an apocalyptic MON blockbuster which he made for one five hundredth of the MON budget for Avatar by shooting with a small, mobile team, MON hiring non-actors on the spot and using dazzling-but-cheap MON CGI effects. MON MON TUE TUESDAY 12 MARCH 2013 TUE TUE 00:00 Terry Pratchett - Guards! Guards! b008p506 (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 18:00 on Monday] TUE TUE 00:30 A Night With a Vampire b00w1y0k (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 18:30 on Monday] TUE TUE 00:45 Dermot Bolger - Haunting Women b016pyp1 (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 18:45 on Monday] TUE TUE 01:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007k2mr (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 on Monday] TUE TUE 01:30 R Austin Freeman - Thorndyke, Casebook of a Forensic TUE Investigator b01r73qn (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 on Monday] TUE TUE 02:00 Alison and Maud b007k244 (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 09:00 on Monday] TUE TUE 02:30 Legal, Decent, Honest and Truthful b007jsb8 (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 09:30 on Monday] TUE TUE 03:00 Wilkie Collins - No Name b007jryr (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 10:00 on Monday] TUE TUE 04:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r746w (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 11:00 on Monday] TUE TUE 04:15 Loose Ends b01r4zmw (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 11:15 on Monday] TUE TUE 05:00 Coming Alive b00hlmm2 (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 17:00 on Monday] TUE TUE 05:30 Edge Falls b00d74cz (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 07:00 on Monday] TUE TUE 06:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jl9z (Listen) TUE The Inheritance TUE The medieval monk fears the worst over the sickness of TUE Shrewsbury Abbey's benefactor. Stars Philip Madoc and Sir TUE Michael Hordern. TUE TUE 06:30 R Austin Freeman - Thorndyke, Casebook of a Forensic TUE Investigator b01r7bhp (Listen) TUE Series 2, Rex v Burnaby TUE When a man develops a life-threatening illness, can the TUE detective prove his family are not to blame? Read by William TUE Gaminara. TUE TUE 07:00 The Million Pound Radio Show b009ppln (Listen) TUE Series 3, Episode 2 TUE Changes at the BBC, and 007 is a new man. Andy Hamilton and TUE Nick Revell's sharp humour. With Harry Enfield. From October TUE 1987. TUE TUE 07:30 Elvenquest b01r0gjg (Listen) TUE Series 4, The Underworld TUE The Questers are forced into the Underworld where they must TUE find Penthiselea's mum to ask her an all important question TUE that could finally lead them to the Sword of Asnagar. TUE Meanwhile, Lord Darkness faces a testing time too, when he TUE tries to raise an army of the dead. TUE Starring: TUE Darren Boyd as Vidar TUE Louise Delamere as Penthiselea's mother TUE Kevin Eldon as Dean/Kreech TUE Dave Lamb as Amis/The Gatekeeper TUE Stephen Mangan as Sam TUE Alistair McGowan as Lord Darkness TUE and TUE Ingrid Oliver as Penthiselea TUE Written by Anil Gupta and Richard Pinto. TUE Producer: Sam Michell. TUE TUE 08:00 The Goon Show b007jz4z (Listen) TUE The Gold Plate Robbery TUE Ned Seagoon goes overseas to pursue some stolen booty, but TUE can Bloodnok be far behind? Stars Spike Milligan. From TUE February 1959. TUE TUE 08:30 The Small, Intricate Life of Gerald C Potter TUE b008gd6j (Listen) TUE Series 4, The Present TUE It's United Potter Day and the author learns that surprises TUE can be double-edged. Stars Ian Carmichael. From April 1981. TUE TUE 09:00 The Now Show b01r14tx (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 23:00 on Monday] TUE TUE 09:30 The Personality Test b00mbl3k (Listen) TUE Series 1, Jennie Bond TUE The former BBC Royal Correspondent quizzes a panel about TUE herself. With Sue Perkins and Robin Ince. From August 2006. TUE TUE 10:00 Wilkie Collins - The Moonstone b01r7bhr (Listen) TUE Episode 1 TUE 4 Extra Debut. Stolen from an Indian deity, a huge diamond TUE is given to Rachel Verinder as she turns 18, but it TUE disappears. 19th-century detective mystery stars Eleanor TUE Bron. TUE TUE 11:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r7bm7 (Listen) TUE My True Kinsman TUE Tom Burke's surprise encounter with his garrulous, forbidden TUE grandfather sparks an unexpected connection. Read by Adrian TUE Dunbar. TUE TUE 11:15 The Lady Detectives b00cq1d6 (Listen) TUE The Redhill Sisterhood, by Catherine Pirkis TUE Victorian sleuth Loveday Brooke investigates some nuns who TUE seem to be forsaking their vows for burglary. Stars Gayanne TUE Potter. TUE TUE 12:00 The Goon Show b007jz4z (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 today] TUE TUE 12:30 The Small, Intricate Life of Gerald C Potter TUE b008gd6j (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 08:30 today] TUE TUE 13:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jl9z (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 today] TUE TUE 13:30 R Austin Freeman - Thorndyke, Casebook of a Forensic TUE Investigator b01r7bhp (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 today] TUE TUE 14:00 Elizabeth Gaskell - Mary Barton b007jqf5 (Listen) TUE Episode 2 TUE Mary grows up and takes over the running of the Manchester TUE household. Stars Emma Rydal and David Calder. TUE TUE 14:15 The Generation Gap b00qsz6f (Listen) TUE Series 1: Respect, Funeral Directors TUE Series of programmes in which two people from different TUE generations discuss a topic that reveals the changing nature TUE of Britain. TUE The theme of the first five programmes is Respect. TUE Michael Ryan, a funeral director in Newport, and his TUE daughter Louise - who, at 21, is the youngest female TUE funeral director in the world - discuss whether changes in TUE funeral styles mean that our respect for the dead has TUE changed. TUE A Juniper production for BBC Radio 4. TUE TUE 14:30 Truman Capote - Breakfast at Tiffany's b00898s7 (Listen) TUE Episode 2 TUE Young writer Paul Varjak gets to know girl-about-town Holly TUE Golightly in 1940s New York. Read by Henry Goodman. TUE TUE 14:45 Ian Kelly - Casanova b00qsvzq (Listen) TUE Episode 2 TUE The young cleric's scandalous affair with a married woman TUE leads to a flight to Constantinople. Read by Benedict TUE Cumberbatch. TUE TUE 15:00 Wilkie Collins - The Moonstone b01r7bhr (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 10:00 today] TUE TUE 16:00 The 4 O'Clock Show b01r7c3s (Listen) TUE Mel Giedroyc listens to Terry Pratchett's The Amazing TUE Maurice and His Educated Rodents, read by Omid Djalili. Plus TUE a special preview of the 2013 BBC News School Report. TUE TUE 17:00 Second Thoughts b00fnfnv (Listen) TUE Series 2, Maybe, Baby TUE Broody Faith fancies starting a second family, but does TUE Bill? Stars James Bolam and Lynda Bellingham. From November TUE 1989. TUE TUE 17:30 The Million Pound Radio Show b009ppln (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 07:00 today] TUE TUE 18:00 Fantastic Journeys b00h73hy (Listen) TUE The Door in the Wall, by HG Wells TUE Is daydreamer Lionel Wallace brave enough to turn his back TUE on the world he knows for a better life? Read by Anton TUE Lesser. TUE TUE 18:30 A Night With a Vampire b00w470z (Listen) TUE The Family of the Vourdalak, by Aleksey Tolstoy TUE Leo Tolstoy's lesser known brother has written this TUE compelling story about a patriarch who sets off on a TUE mysterious mission but fears he may come back a Vampire. If TUE he should return to their village after 10 days - he begs TUE his family to deny him access and plunge a stake through his TUE heart. TUE Written by Alexis Tolstoy TUE Reader: David Tennant TUE Producer: Clive Brill TUE A Pacificus production for BBC Radio 4. TUE TUE 18:45 Dermot Bolger - Haunting Women b016q309 (Listen) TUE The Wedding Bouquet TUE Could the tale of a tragic marriage from 1677 have TUE implications for a couple tying the knot today? Stars Alison TUE McKenna. TUE TUE 19:00 The Goon Show b007jz4z (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 today] TUE TUE 19:30 The Small, Intricate Life of Gerald C Potter TUE b008gd6j (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 08:30 today] TUE TUE 20:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jl9z (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 today] TUE TUE 20:30 R Austin Freeman - Thorndyke, Casebook of a Forensic TUE Investigator b01r7bhp (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 today] TUE TUE 21:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r7bm7 (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 11:00 today] TUE TUE 21:15 The Lady Detectives b00cq1d6 (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 11:15 today] TUE TUE 22:00 Elvenquest b01r0gjg (Listen) TUE [Repeat of broadcast at 07:30 today] TUE TUE 22:30 World of Pub b00cm91k (Listen) TUE Series 2, Episode 3 TUE Dodgy Phil hatches a sporting scheme to improve the fortunes TUE of Barry and Garry's bar. Stars John Thomson. From January TUE 1999. TUE TUE 22:55 The Comedy Club Interviews b01rfrbz (Listen) TUE For two hours, six nights a week, the Comedy Club offers the TUE best comedy around. Plus Tom Wrigglesworth is joined by TUE Robin Ince. TUE TUE 23:00 I Think I've Got a Problem b007ynmg (Listen) TUE Series 1, Episode 4 TUE Tom proposes marriage to Sadie with some help from his TUE 'imaginary' band. Stars Suggs and Bob Monkhouse. From August TUE 2001. TUE TUE 23:30 Spats b00cmjv7 (Listen) TUE Series 2, Apathy v Effort TUE Comedian Luke Roberts tries to solve the big arguments using TUE light entertainment. With Clare Wille. From July 2008. TUE TUE WED WEDNESDAY 13 MARCH 2013 WED WED 00:00 Fantastic Journeys b00h73hy (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 18:00 on Tuesday] WED WED 00:30 A Night With a Vampire b00w470z (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 18:30 on Tuesday] WED WED 00:45 Dermot Bolger - Haunting Women b016q309 (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 18:45 on Tuesday] WED WED 01:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jl9z (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 on Tuesday] WED WED 01:30 R Austin Freeman - Thorndyke, Casebook of a Forensic WED Investigator b01r7bhp (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 on Tuesday] WED WED 02:00 The Now Show b01r14tx (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 23:00 on Monday] WED WED 02:30 The Personality Test b00mbl3k (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 09:30 on Tuesday] WED WED 03:00 Wilkie Collins - The Moonstone b01r7bhr (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 10:00 on Tuesday] WED WED 04:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r7bm7 (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 11:00 on Tuesday] WED WED 04:15 The Lady Detectives b00cq1d6 (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 11:15 on Tuesday] WED WED 05:00 Second Thoughts b00fnfnv (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 17:00 on Tuesday] WED WED 05:30 The Million Pound Radio Show b009ppln (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 07:00 on Tuesday] WED WED 06:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jlbb (Listen) WED Hunted WED Medieval monk Brother Cadfael harbours a young lad suspected WED of murdering his stepfather. Stars Philip Madoc and Sir WED Michael Hordern. WED WED 06:30 R Austin Freeman - Thorndyke, Casebook of a Forensic WED Investigator b01r7ml4 (Listen) WED Series 2, The Stalking Horse WED Can the detective prove that a leading light of the WED suffragette movement is not guilty of murder? Read by WED William Gaminara. WED WED 07:00 Fat Chance b01byc68 (Listen) WED Better Wed Than Dead WED Kelly's wedding brings various matters to a head, and WED Sally's meeting does not go well. Slimline sitcom about WED fighting the flab, stars Michael Troughton. From March 1999. WED WED 07:30 Dilemma b01r0h4y (Listen) WED Series 2, Episode 3 WED In Dilemma, Sue Perkins puts four panellists through the WED moral and ethical wringer by posing a series of WED finely-balanced dilemmas and then cross-examining them on WED their answers. So, in the first series, Dominic Lawson was WED asked if he would provide an alibi for someone he hated; Fi WED Glover was offered £25,000 to give a talk to a company that WED once screwed over her husband; John Finnemore was asked if WED he'd grass up a sweet old lady who was shoplifting. (Yes, WED Yes, No, were the answers if you're interested.) WED As well as these hypothetical questions, the show also WED features a variety of rounds which may include: Audience WED Dilemmas, where the panel 'solve' any problems the audience WED may be having; What Did I Do?, where each panellist relates WED a dilemma they were faced with in their own lives and the WED others have to guess how they resolved it; Why I Was Right, WED where each panellist is given an indefensible action that WED they must morally justify in 30 seconds; Choose Your Own WED Adventure, where the panellists get a series of dilemmas, WED each one following on from the last as they burrow their way WED deeper into a moral quagmire; and Quickfire, where shades of WED grey are dismissed in favour of a fingers-on-the-buzzers WED binary choice - "Would you rather eat a kitten or fight a WED swan?". WED This week's show sees comedian Dave Gorman cheating higher, WED faster and stronger; journalist Anita Anand deal with an WED unexpected guest; creator of Bleak Expectations Mark Evans WED getting a hand in the bush (but no birds); and comedian WED Jenny Eclair embrace dating in the digital age. WED The show was devised by the award-winning comedian Danielle WED Ward, and is presented by Sue Perkins. WED Producer: Ed Morrish. WED WED 08:00 Hancock's Half Hour b007jyyw (Listen) WED Cinderella Hancock WED Bill bans the lad from the National Film Ball, but then WED there's a knock at the door. Starring Tony Hancock. From WED January 1955. WED WED 08:30 I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again b00vdc3h (Listen) WED Series 5, Episode 4 WED Greyhounds in conversation, and a trip to the South Pole. WED Songs and sketches with John Cleese and Bill Oddie. From May WED 1967. WED WED 09:00 Winston Comes to Town b007qq36 (Listen) WED Line of Communication WED The cunning rogue has stowed away in a removal van to follow WED the family to London. Stars Maurice Denham. From January WED 1990. WED WED 09:30 The Party Line b0140lms (Listen) WED Series 3, Episode 3 WED Wary MP Duncan Stonebridge leaves Westminster for a weekend WED of hell in his constituency. Stars James Fleet. From October WED 2008. WED WED 10:00 Wilkie Collins - The Moonstone b01r7ml6 (Listen) WED Episode 2 WED Is Rosanna hiding something, and why is Rachel Verinder WED refusing to speak to Sergeant Cuff? Tragedy looms. Stars WED Kenneth Cranham. WED WED 11:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r7ml8 (Listen) WED Everything Neat and Tidy WED Driving his mother-in-law to the clinic each week allows WED Johnny Barr to grieve for the ambitions of his youth, while WED Mrs Mac struggles to escape her own grief. WED WED 11:15 The Lady Detectives b00cq611 (Listen) WED Mr Bovey's Unexpected Will, by L Meade WED Victorian detective Florence Cusack investigates a man whose WED fate depends on his weight in gold. Stars Elizabeth Conboy. WED WED 12:00 Hancock's Half Hour b007jyyw (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 today] WED WED 12:30 I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again b00vdc3h (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 08:30 today] WED WED 13:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jlbb (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 today] WED WED 13:30 R Austin Freeman - Thorndyke, Casebook of a Forensic WED Investigator b01r7ml4 (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 today] WED WED 14:00 Elizabeth Gaskell - Mary Barton b007jqfk (Listen) WED Episode 3 WED Dreaming of a better life, Mary turns dressmaker and meets WED Margaret and her eccentric grandfather. Stars Emma Rydal. WED WED 14:15 The Generation Gap b00qzrl7 (Listen) WED Series 2: Sex, Agony Aunts WED Series of programmes in which two people from different WED generations discuss a topic that reveals the changing nature WED of Britain. WED The theme of the second series of five programmes is Sex. WED Irma Kurtz, the original Cosmopolitan agony aunt, talks to WED her younger counterpart Simone Bienne, who works as a sex WED and relationship expert for various publications. How has WED the nature of problems changed? WED A Juniper production for BBC Radio 4. WED WED 14:30 Truman Capote - Breakfast at Tiffany's b00899kj (Listen) WED Episode 3 WED Fred upsets girl-about-town Holly, while a man from her WED Hollywood past arrives in New York. Read by Henry Goodman. WED WED 14:45 Ian Kelly - Casanova b00qsxf2 (Listen) WED Episode 3 WED Giacomo Casanova creates a stir at the French court of King WED Louis XV. Benedict Cumberbatch reads the libertine's WED biography. WED WED 15:00 Wilkie Collins - The Moonstone b01r7ml6 (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 10:00 today] WED WED 16:00 The 4 O'Clock Show b01r7n1z (Listen) WED Mel Giedroyc listens to the next episode in Terry WED Pratchett's The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, WED read by Omid Djalili. Plus a special preview of BBC News WED School Report. WED WED 17:00 No Commitments b01r7mlb (Listen) WED Series 11, Taking Chances WED Victoria and Roger have money worries, while Anna has got a WED secret to keep for Emily. Stars Rosemary Leach. From WED February 2005. WED WED 17:30 Fat Chance b01byc68 (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 07:00 today] WED WED 18:00 Fantastic Journeys b00hdf7m (Listen) WED Fifty Cents, by Tim Powers and James P Blaycock WED Time and chance play tricks on George Lyle as he drives WED across the Arizona desert. Read by Nathan Osgood. WED WED 18:30 A Night With a Vampire b00w47fh (Listen) WED The Horla, by Guy de Maupassant WED After an unusual Brazilian ship enters the harbour - our WED hero suddenly begins to feel unwell, and starts to have WED feverish and disturbing visions. Only too late does he WED discover the demonic nature of the South American ship's WED cargo. WED Written by Guy de Maupassant. WED Read by David Tennant. WED Producer: Clive Brill WED A Pacificus production for BBC Radio 4. WED WED 18:45 Dermot Bolger - Haunting Women b016r25v (Listen) WED The Waiting Wall WED Grandmother Sarah returns to the village she grew up in and WED relives the scandal and tragedy of her sister. Stars Doreen WED Keogh. WED WED 19:00 Hancock's Half Hour b007jyyw (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 today] WED WED 19:30 I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again b00vdc3h (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 08:30 today] WED WED 20:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jlbb (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 today] WED WED 20:30 R Austin Freeman - Thorndyke, Casebook of a Forensic WED Investigator b01r7ml4 (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 today] WED WED 21:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r7ml8 (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 11:00 today] WED WED 21:15 The Lady Detectives b00cq611 (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 11:15 today] WED WED 22:00 Dilemma b01r0h4y (Listen) WED [Repeat of broadcast at 07:30 today] WED WED 22:30 Richard Herring's Objective b00vhgc7 (Listen) WED Series 1, The St George's Flag WED Comedian Richard Herring reclaims those things we have given WED a bad name to. This week he's reclaiming the English WED National Flag from any associations with far right WED extremists. Why does the man and woman on the street have no WED idea when St George's day is? Who is St George? Richard asks WED a vexillologist (flag expert) about how flags have come to WED symbolise nations.He also talks to anthropologist Kate Fox WED who has studied the behaviour of the English, about why the WED English are not natural flag waving patriots. The show was WED recorded in front of an audience. Producer ..... Alison WED Vernon-Smith ". WED WED 23:00 The Museum of Everything b007k4j3 (Listen) WED Series 2, The Coach Trip WED Our guides organise an excursion to the Chaversham Medieval WED Fair. Stars Marcus Brigstocke and Danny Robins. From April WED 2005. WED WED 23:30 Old Harry's Game b00wnp6m (Listen) WED Series 6, Episode 5 WED Satan is convinced he knows who killed Edith, and Hell is WED suddenly overcrowded. Satanic sitcom stars Andy Hamilton. WED From October 2007. WED WED THU THURSDAY 14 MARCH 2013 THU THU 00:00 Fantastic Journeys b00hdf7m (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 18:00 on Wednesday] THU THU 00:30 A Night With a Vampire b00w47fh (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 18:30 on Wednesday] THU THU 00:45 Dermot Bolger - Haunting Women b016r25v (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 18:45 on Wednesday] THU THU 01:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jlbb (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 on Wednesday] THU THU 01:30 R Austin Freeman - Thorndyke, Casebook of a Forensic THU Investigator b01r7ml4 (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 on Wednesday] THU THU 02:00 Winston Comes to Town b007qq36 (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 09:00 on Wednesday] THU THU 02:30 The Party Line b0140lms (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 09:30 on Wednesday] THU THU 03:00 Wilkie Collins - The Moonstone b01r7ml6 (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 10:00 on Wednesday] THU THU 04:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r7ml8 (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 11:00 on Wednesday] THU THU 04:15 The Lady Detectives b00cq611 (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 11:15 on Wednesday] THU THU 05:00 No Commitments b01r7mlb (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 17:00 on Wednesday] THU THU 05:30 Fat Chance b01byc68 (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 07:00 on Wednesday] THU THU 06:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jlbp (Listen) THU Mallilie THU Far from helping a murder suspect, medieval monk Brother THU Cadfael unwittingly assists the local sheriff. Stars Philip THU Madoc and Ian Hogg. THU THU 06:30 Boxer and Doberman b00wg37w (Listen) THU Series 2, Murder Is Child's Play THU Rival Glasgow gangsters compete for a coveted children's THU book award. Can the police duo halt gang warfare? Stars THU Finlay Welsh. THU THU 07:00 Robin and Wendy's Wet Weekends b0076svc (Listen) THU Series 4, Autumn Crocus THU Sitcom by Kay Stonham. THU 1/4. Autumn Crocus THU Wendy is pregnant and extremely excited at the prospect of THU becoming a mother at last. Robin is panicking and trying to THU cram in all those things he wished he'd done before having a THU baby, like buy a motorbike! THU Their next door neighbours, manic depressive Derek, and his THU bored younger wife, Maureen, are as ever being supportive, THU in their own special way. THU Robin ...... Brian Capron THU Wendy ...... Kay Stonham THU Derek ...... Martin Trenaman THU Maureen ...... Amelia Bullmore. THU THU 07:30 Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation b01r11wm (Listen) THU Series 9, How to Be a Woman in the 21st Century THU Stand by your radios! Jeremy Hardy returns to the airwaves THU with a broadcast of national comic import as he delves into THU the murky world of womanlitude. Expect polite language from THU the start. THU Welcome to "Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation", a series of THU debates in which Jeremy Hardy engages in a free and frank THU exchange of his entrenched views. Passionate, polemical, THU erudite and unable to sing, Jeremy returns with a new series THU of his show, famous for lines like - THU "Kids should never be fashion slaves, especially in the Far THU East. My 12-year old daughter asked me for a new pair of THU trainers. I told her she was old enough to go out and make THU her own" and, "Islam is no weirder than Christianity. Both THU are just Judaism with the jokes taken out." THU Few can forget where they were twenty years ago when they THU first heard "Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation". The show THU was an immediate smash-hit success, causing pubs to empty on THU a Saturday night, which was particularly astonishing since THU the show went out on Thursdays. The Light Entertainment THU department was besieged, questions were asked in the House THU and Jeremy Hardy himself became known as the man responsible THU for the funniest show on radio since Money Box Live with THU Paul Lewis. THU Since that fateful first series, Jeremy went on to win Sony THU Awards, Writers Guild nominations and a Nobel Prize for THU Chemistry. THU The show is a Pozzitive production, and is produced by THU Jeremy's long-standing accomplice, David Tyler. THU Written by Jeremy Hardy THU Produced by David Tyler THU A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4. THU THU 08:00 It Sticks Out Half A Mile b007jpvy (Listen) THU The First Meeting THU Pike and Hodges campaign to save the pier, while Uncle THU Arthur upsets Mavis. Dad's Army spin-off stars John Le THU Mesurier. From January 1984. THU THU 08:30 Take It From Here b016n7xj (Listen) THU From 28/04/1955 THU Can Eth finally get her fiance Ron Glum up the aisle? Stars THU Jimmy Edwards, Dick Bentley and June Whitfield. From April THU 1955. THU THU 09:00 The Fall of the Mausoleum Club b007k44b (Listen) THU Bleak Horse THU Timothy Tamperton reports back on the Stranger's death wish THU on the evil Joshua Farley. Stars Stephen Moore. From October THU 1988. THU THU 09:30 Jest a Minute b0183rrm (Listen) THU Series 2, Episode 6 THU Paul Tonkinson, Tom Wrigglesworth, Lloyd Langford and Chris THU Corcoran join Rhod Gilbert for his comedy quiz. From January THU 2009. THU THU 10:00 Wilkie Collins - The Moonstone b01r80rw (Listen) THU Episode 3 THU No clues for Sergeant Cuff. Meanwhile in London, Lady THU Verinder's poor relation Miss Clack takes up Rachel's story. THU Stars Marcia Warren. THU THU 11:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r80ry (Listen) THU The Gold in the Sea THU Old farmer Con's fishing trip off the Donegal coast sparks a THU story of a sunken ship and elusive treasure. Read by Adrian THU Dunbar. THU THU 11:15 The Lady Detectives b00cqf3n (Listen) THU The Golden Slipper, by Anna Green THU New York socialite-cum-detective Violet Strange probes four THU rich women suspected of multiple thefts. Stars Teresa THU Gallagher. THU THU 12:00 It Sticks Out Half A Mile b007jpvy (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 today] THU THU 12:30 Take It From Here b016n7xj (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 08:30 today] THU THU 13:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jlbp (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 today] THU THU 13:30 Boxer and Doberman b00wg37w (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 today] THU THU 14:00 Elizabeth Gaskell - Mary Barton b007jqfw (Listen) THU Episode 4 THU Jem longs for any sign of affection from Mary, and Carson's THU Mill catches fire. Stars Emma Rydal and David Calder. THU THU 14:15 The Generation Gap b00qzrj7 (Listen) THU Series 2: Sex, Gay Protest THU Series of programmes in which two people from different THU generations discuss a topic that reveals the changing nature THU of Britain. THU The theme of the second series of five programmes is Sex. THU 82-year-old gay rights campaigner Anthony Grey was a THU pioneer. His counterpart is Bobby, a 22-year-old volunteer THU who goes into schools to help combat homophobic bullying. THU Laws about homosexuality may have changed, but have THU attitudes? THU A Juniper production for BBC Radio 4. THU THU 14:30 Truman Capote - Breakfast at Tiffany's b0089btv (Listen) THU Episode 4 THU Holly Golightly throws a party in New York, where Fred meets THU the glamorous Mag Wildwood. Read by Henry Goodman. THU THU 14:45 Ian Kelly - Casanova b00qt2hm (Listen) THU Episode 4 THU Giacomo Casanova's intrigues in London lead him to a soaking THU in the Thames. Benedict Cumberbatch the libertine's THU biography. THU THU 15:00 Wilkie Collins - The Moonstone b01r80rw (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 10:00 today] THU THU 16:00 The 4 O'Clock Show b01r80s0 (Listen) THU Mel Giedroyc introduces the penultimate episode of Terry THU Pratchett's The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, THU read by Omid Djalili. Plus a BBC News School Report. THU THU 17:00 King Street Junior b007jng7 (Listen) THU Series 8, Left Out, Roped In THU Mrs Rudd champions 'back to basics' in the playground, while THU Mr Sims has an equally tough challenge to handle. Stars Karl THU Howman. From May 1995. THU THU 17:30 Robin and Wendy's Wet Weekends b0076svc (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 07:00 today] THU THU 18:00 Fantastic Journeys b00hlb0h (Listen) THU The Faery Handbag, by Kelly Link THU A distraught young woman loses both her boyfriend and her THU grandmother to a magical bag. Read by Maggie Blake. THU THU 18:30 A Night With a Vampire b00w47nq (Listen) THU Luella Miller, by Mary E Wilkins Freeman THU Luella Miller seems incapable of surviving on her own - so THU she calls on friends, relatives and lovers to help her. And THU they all die - one by one - until there is no one left to THU lift a finger to assist this most demanding of women. An THU unusual tale - set in small town America. THU Written by Mary E Wilkins Freeman THU Read by David Tennant. THU Producer: Clive Brill THU A Pacificus production for BBC Radio 4. THU THU 18:45 Dermot Bolger - Haunting Women b016r526 (Listen) THU The Shimmering Dress THU In 19th century Ireland, the beautiful Cecilia rejects the THU Squire's advances. But can she ever escape him? Stars Alison THU McKenna. THU THU 19:00 It Sticks Out Half A Mile b007jpvy (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 today] THU THU 19:30 Take It From Here b016n7xj (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 08:30 today] THU THU 20:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jlbp (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 today] THU THU 20:30 Boxer and Doberman b00wg37w (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 today] THU THU 21:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r80ry (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 11:00 today] THU THU 21:15 The Lady Detectives b00cqf3n (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 11:15 today] THU THU 22:00 Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation b01r11wm (Listen) THU [Repeat of broadcast at 07:30 today] THU THU 22:30 Newsjack b01r80wj (Listen) THU Series 8, Episode 5 THU BBC Radio 4 Extra's topical sketch show which anyone can THU write for. With Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Justin Edwards, THU Nadia Kamil and Lewis Macleod. THU THU 22:55 The Comedy Club Interviews b01rfrc1 (Listen) THU For two hours, six nights a week, the Comedy Club offers the THU best comedy around. Plus Tom Wrigglesworth has more from THU Robin Ince. THU THU 23:00 The Secret World b011qdpd (Listen) THU Series 1, Episode 4 THU From Steve Wright to Ken Dodd, Jon Culshaw explores the THU bizarre private lives of famous folk. From May 2009. THU THU 23:30 Revolting People b007jrqj (Listen) THU Series 1, Storm Clouds THU Baltimore shopkeeper Samuel Oliphant has much to worry THU about. 1770 America sitcom. Stars Andy Hamilton. From THU January 2000. THU THU FRI FRIDAY 15 MARCH 2013 FRI FRI 00:00 Fantastic Journeys b00hlb0h (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 18:00 on Thursday] FRI FRI 00:30 A Night With a Vampire b00w47nq (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 18:30 on Thursday] FRI FRI 00:45 Dermot Bolger - Haunting Women b016r526 (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 18:45 on Thursday] FRI FRI 01:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jlbp (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 on Thursday] FRI FRI 01:30 Boxer and Doberman b00wg37w (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 on Thursday] FRI FRI 02:00 The Fall of the Mausoleum Club b007k44b (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 09:00 on Thursday] FRI FRI 02:30 Jest a Minute b0183rrm (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 09:30 on Thursday] FRI FRI 03:00 Wilkie Collins - The Moonstone b01r80rw (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 10:00 on Thursday] FRI FRI 04:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r80ry (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 11:00 on Thursday] FRI FRI 04:15 The Lady Detectives b00cqf3n (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 11:15 on Thursday] FRI FRI 05:00 King Street Junior b007jng7 (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 17:00 on Thursday] FRI FRI 05:30 Robin and Wendy's Wet Weekends b0076svc (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 07:00 on Thursday] FRI FRI 06:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jlbz (Listen) FRI Judgement FRI With Edwin arrested for murder, Brother Cadfael seeks FRI justice in the local court. Stars Philip Madoc and Sir FRI Michael Hordern. FRI FRI 06:30 Boxer and Doberman b00wh02c (Listen) FRI Series 2, The Black Widow FRI When Bob Boxer falls for a seductive TV presenter, his FRI detective partner Shona Doberman grows suspicious. Stars FRI Anita Vettesse. FRI FRI 07:00 The Right Time b009v5dn (Listen) FRI Series 2, Episode 1 FRI 40 is the new 21. Sketch show written and performed by the FRI well-lived. Stars Eleanor Bron and Graeme Garden. From April FRI 2002. FRI FRI 07:30 Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section b01r51fb (Listen) FRI Series 2, With guest Charlie Baker FRI New series of the comedy show hosted by Alex Horne and his FRI five piece band and specially written, original music. FRI Guests across this series include Phill Jupitus, Charlie FRI Baker, Nick Mohammed, Doc Brown, Matt Lucas and Danny Baker. FRI This third episode explores the theme of love including FRI songs on chat up lines and romance in Bognor as well as a FRI foray into drum and bass and a look at the history of the FRI flute. Guest starring Charlie Baker who deconstructs a FRI classic love song. FRI Host .... Alex Horne FRI Trumpet/banjo .... Joe Auckland FRI Saxophone/clarinet ....Mark Brown FRI Double Bass/Bass .... Will Collier FRI Drums and Percussion .... Ben Reynolds FRI Piano/keyboard .... Ed Sheldrake FRI Guest performer .... Charlie Baker FRI Producer .... Julia McKenzie. FRI FRI 08:00 The TV Lark b01bn40m (Listen) FRI House of Commons FRI Troutbridge TV has to transmit a party political broadcast, FRI and Phillips is off to a ball. Navy Lark spin-off stars FRI Janet Brown. From February 1963. FRI FRI 08:30 Much Binding in the Marsh b015f9b7 (Listen) FRI With fresh London premises, the staff must recruit a new FRI secretary. Stars Richard Murdoch and Kenneth Horne. From May FRI 1950. FRI FRI 09:00 Tony's b00tdlr8 (Listen) FRI The Italian Connection FRI The salon and owner are attacked by gangsters, but can a FRI cousin speak their language? Stars Victor Spinetti. From FRI November 1979. FRI FRI 09:30 The Brothers b00p2z5w (Listen) FRI Series 2, Episode 4 FRI The arrival of Nigel and Michael's father sparks more havoc. FRI Stars Raymond Coulthard and Adam Godley. From October 2005. FRI FRI 10:00 Wilkie Collins - The Moonstone b01r81tv (Listen) FRI Episode 4 FRI Determined to solve the mystery of the diamond, Blake makes FRI a shocking discovery and sets up a re-enactment. Stars Paul FRI Rhys. FRI FRI 11:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r81tx (Listen) FRI The Death of a Scientific Humanist FRI When her brother Cormac is refused burial on consecrated FRI ground, Angela Cassidy must make other plans. Read by Adrian FRI Dunbar. FRI FRI 11:15 The Lady Detectives b00cql2n (Listen) FRI The Law and the Lady, by Wilkie Collins FRI Valeria Woodville tries to clear her husband of murdering FRI his first wife. Sensational Gothic tale starring Abigail FRI Docherty. FRI FRI 12:00 The TV Lark b01bn40m (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 today] FRI FRI 12:30 Much Binding in the Marsh b015f9b7 (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 08:30 today] FRI FRI 13:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jlbz (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 today] FRI FRI 13:30 Boxer and Doberman b00wh02c (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 today] FRI FRI 14:00 Elizabeth Gaskell - Mary Barton b007jqg8 (Listen) FRI Episode 5 FRI Mill workers are laid off, and a desperately poor family is FRI found barely alive in a cellar. Stars Emma Rydal and Roy FRI Hudd. FRI FRI 14:15 The Generation Gap b00qzrj9 (Listen) FRI Series 2: Sex, Beauty Queens FRI Series of programmes in which two people from different FRI generations discuss a topic that reveals the changing nature FRI of Britain. FRI The theme of the second series of five programmes is Sex. FRI Lesley Langley, who was Miss UK and crowned Miss World in FRI 1965, compares notes about her experiences with the current FRI Miss England, Katrina Hodge, who is known as Combat Barbie FRI as she is a lance corporal in the army. FRI A Juniper production for BBC Radio 4. FRI FRI 14:30 Truman Capote - Breakfast at Tiffany's b008900m (Listen) FRI Episode 5 FRI Budding New York author Paul gets a job, but is still FRI captivated by girl-about-town Holly Golightly. Truman FRI Capote's New York novel. Read by Henry Goodman. FRI FRI 14:45 Ian Kelly - Casanova b00qtpnw (Listen) FRI Episode 5 FRI The Italian libertine goes to a ball in St Petersburg, but FRI meeting Catherine the Great proves fruitless. Read by FRI Benedict Cumberbatch. FRI FRI 15:00 Wilkie Collins - The Moonstone b01r81tv (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 10:00 today] FRI FRI 16:00 The 4 O'Clock Show b01r823l (Listen) FRI Mel Giedroyc concludes Terry Pratchett's The Amazing Maurice FRI and His Educated Rodents, read by Omid Djalili. Plus the FRI last in our special previews of BBC News School Report. FRI FRI 17:00 For Better Or for Worse b00g2glt (Listen) FRI Episode 1 FRI Dithering Bernard's tries to get engaged to his flighty FRI partner Iris. Stars Su Pollard and Gorden Kaye. From FRI February 1993. FRI FRI 17:30 The Right Time b009v5dn (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 07:00 today] FRI FRI 18:00 Fantastic Journeys b00hql36 (Listen) FRI If at First, by Peter F Hamilton FRI A diligent detective discovers how multi-millionaire FRI businessman Marcus Orthew stays ahead of his rivals. Read by FRI Sam Dale. FRI FRI 18:30 A Night With a Vampire b00w47nx (Listen) FRI Clarimonde, by Theophile Gautier FRI As a young man approaches his first moments as a priest his FRI eyes glance to heaven - and sees leaning over the sanctuary FRI railing - a young woman of extraordinary beauty. And so FRI begins a sensational struggle for his soul...... FRI Written by Theophile Gautier. FRI Read by David Tennant. FRI Producer: Clive Brill FRI A Pacificus production for BBC Radio 4. FRI FRI 18:45 Dermot Bolger - Haunting Women b016q02f (Listen) FRI The Riding Crop FRI A bitter dispute between sisters 200 years ago means a FRI precious wedding gift must be cared for in the present. FRI FRI 19:00 The TV Lark b01bn40m (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 08:00 today] FRI FRI 19:30 Much Binding in the Marsh b015f9b7 (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 08:30 today] FRI FRI 20:00 Cadfael - Monk's Hood b007jlbz (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 06:00 today] FRI FRI 20:30 Boxer and Doberman b00wh02c (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 06:30 today] FRI FRI 21:00 Brian Friel Stories b01r81tx (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 11:00 today] FRI FRI 21:15 The Lady Detectives b00cql2n (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 11:15 today] FRI FRI 22:00 Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section b01r51fb (Listen) FRI [Repeat of broadcast at 07:30 today] FRI FRI 22:30 Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive b00djnq1 (Listen) FRI Series 1, Episode 6 FRI The funny man's radio drop-in centre tackles the Blairs, FRI Paula Radcliffe and Anne Robinson. With Alexei Sayle. FRI FRI 23:00 Knowing Me, Knowing You b009326q (Listen) FRI Episode 1 FRI A-ha! Legendary squirm-inducing chat show with Norwich's FRI finest son, Alan Partridge. Stars Steve Coogan. From FRI December 1992. FRI FRI 23:30 The Simon Day Show b010dw09 (Listen) FRI Series 1, Geoffrey Allerton FRI Simon Day and his characters welcome listeners to The FRI Mallard, a small provincial theatre somewhere in the UK. FRI Each week one of Simon's characters come to perform at The FRI Mallard and we hear the highlights of that night's show FRI along with the backstage and front-of-house goings on at the FRI theatre itself. FRI In show one the theatre is visited by acclaimed Yorkshire FRI poet, Geoffrey Allerton (Simon Day). Geoffrey reads poems FRI and excerpts from his recent memoir "Marking Time" and FRI struggles to get a hot meal from sound and lighting FRI technician, Goose (Felix Dexter). Meanwhile in the bar two FRI local mums are getting to know each other over several FRI bottles of wine. FRI Cast list: FRI Geoffrey Allerton ..... Simon Day FRI Anna / Claire ..... Catherine Shepherd FRI Sarah ..... Arabella Weir FRI Goose ..... Felix Dexter FRI Ron Bone ..... Simon Greenall FRI Written by Simon Day FRI Produced by Colin Anderson. FRI